President does not want his ass kissed

Well, this is a first!
In the obituary of his grandson it says "The family would appreciate if no printed condolences are done". In my opinion this statement is what any decent person would do - so i guess this makes our dear first man 'decent' (yes, you read this right, i just said something nice about him)
Usually when someone important passes away people print condolences in the news paper. With Government officials this turns into a huge kissing ass competition where the bigger the space the better.

Let's see if people stick to it...